- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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