- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

asian drivers.

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