Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Period Blood

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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