- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Cold camel scrotum.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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