Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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The Bible

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your a towel.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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