- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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