poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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your a towel.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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