What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Gadaffi

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