q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Guess what? No.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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