What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Cows go moo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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