Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

whos gay? you are

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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