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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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