Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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