- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

don't look behind you

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

women

gay rights

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Ass

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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