Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Hi.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Yes. Just Yes.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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