Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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The Bible

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The 19th Amendment

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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