- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Dear Board of education, so are we.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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