sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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