A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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ballsack

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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OBAMA

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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