I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Your Mom

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Flab

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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