- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Women's Rights

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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