Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Video Games

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It's long!

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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I like to eat people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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