how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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