Knock knock What

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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