- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Gestapo.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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