- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

poop

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Chuck Norris

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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