- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

lick my ballsack.... ok

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