What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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