What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Black Veil Brides.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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I have no ideas.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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