Can I touch it?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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