What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Looks through the peephole.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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God is real

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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