Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Nah

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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ps3

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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