- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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