What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Jake Bowar

-When is a door not a door? -Never

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Knock knock What

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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