- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Hello

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

I like to eat people

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What is worse than hell?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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