I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Women's rights...

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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