- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

who farted your mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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