What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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How do magnets work?

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Gabe Mercado

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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