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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

I like to eat people

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Hello

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

lick my ballsack.... ok

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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