- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Obama

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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