- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

How did th-A fridge.

Gadaffi

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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