- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Women's Rights

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Chicken

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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