what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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A Banana wrote this...

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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poop

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's up? The sky.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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