People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Womens rights

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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