why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What is worse

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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OGC - tilt your head

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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