- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

You smell bad? Cool.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How much is an abortion? A life

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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