So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Vagina-Boob

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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