- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Society.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

ps3

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

George Bush.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A fat boy walked into a party

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??