Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Women's rights...

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Penis jokes.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Nice weather we're having.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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