What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is a question?

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knock knock

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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