What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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im a selling a car

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Ha

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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whats really hot the sun

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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