How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Black People.

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you

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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