whos gay? you are

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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69

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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