Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Asians

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

FAP

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

OBAMA

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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