What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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God is real

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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