i eat poop

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what is big and white? the moon

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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