- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

whats long and black? a baton

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

No it isn't.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

A Black Man walks into a bar...

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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