- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Nobody cares.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Nah

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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