Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

c+t+c?

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Good.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

the real mccoy

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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