I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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poop

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Woman's rights

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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