Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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