What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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MICHAEL

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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test

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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