Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

kiss me?

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

k

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a black father

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

weiner? balls

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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