How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

maddie latino

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

monkey sponge

what is stupid and reading this you

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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