There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Once upon a time.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Lebron Traveled

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Rock mattress.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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8===========D O:

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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OBAMA

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