Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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save water shower with friends

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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