- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What sucks?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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