What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

whats pale and white your ass.

Is this a chair?

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

8=D

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

cory is gay

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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