- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mom

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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