Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

ugh good riddance

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why? Because!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Anti jokes.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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