A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Patrick is gay

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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