- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Don't think of granny porn

Nice weather we're having.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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