Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Lebron Traveled

what is big and white? the moon

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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