Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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