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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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