Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Six million.

Flab

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

123 Main street

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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