- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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