why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Canada

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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The Holocaust

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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