Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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The Economy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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