- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

women playing football?

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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