Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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c+t+c?

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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YOU IS DUM

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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