Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Ass

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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