- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Flab

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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