Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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cms.......?????

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Amputations.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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