What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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