An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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