"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Dozer has a soul

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

DOWN

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Kah-________-

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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