- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Unflushed Shit...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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