- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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