What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Blonde Entrepeneurs

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Whats9+10 19

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

womens rights

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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