What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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69, hahaha

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

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