Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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The WNBA.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Who has downs this joke

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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