- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Knock Knock It's Open!

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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