- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

womens rights

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Banana(s)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Penis.

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