- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

stop it ryan vallee

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Anne Frank.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

roses are red, violets are violet

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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