Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Don't think of granny porn

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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